www.wrington.net These stills were taken from the video of the twin productions by Mark Bullen of David Tristram comedies presented on Thursday, 19th May, 20011 in Wrington Memorial Hall.
Click thumbnail to enlarge It's not going to work, Joyce ... On a point of order .. we're not a quorum ... Bernard, what are you doing under there ... Hello, Bernard ... You've written another play, haven't you Gordon ... It's a comedy ... My panto works on two levels ... I don't give a stuff what we put on ... I want you Joyce ... to help us look for musicians ... We've got to offer them something different ... What is one tradition you will not be ditching ... What about the 13th ... Does it involve acting ? Don't be ridiculous ... You've heard of Puss in Boots ... ..at 25 minutes past 8 you told me I had less talent than a pot of donkey droppings ... There are two reasons, Margaret ... 'Cat', Margaret. I'm sorry if the odd typo slipped in ... MIAOUW Ask yourself, how would Meryl Streep say miaouw ... Which end of the horse am I ? The non-speaking end ... How much is one bulb, Bernard ? About 30 quid ... Oh do stand up ... Sir John Gielgud didn't have a banana in his mouth ... Margaret's .. broken her leg .. and .... ... she ... can't ... come ... There are 200 people out there Bernard .. we'll manage ... That's the overture. We're on ... Can you do it ... ... the hills are alive with the sound of music ... Yes, Joyce, head on now ... Remember what I told you Joyce. Bend your legs and slink ... How do I look ? Like a librarian wearing a cat costume ...